
You are enjoying a lovely afternoon at the state fair. Your corndog tastes simply divine. The weather is top-notch. Even the pigs over in their pen are snorting in delight as the warm afternoon sun bathes their pink stubby bodies.
But before long, a CONFLICT emerges. You want to go on that spin ride over there, but your corn dog is too delicious, and you're not done yet.
You are immensely stupid, and are only physically able to do one of three things: